Side 1
"Don't look now!
You're pissing on your neighbor's foot!"
I came here, to shit and stink,
but all I do is sit and think...
You're lucky you had your chance,
I tried to fart and shit my pants!
Here I sit, what a caper,
I have to shit, but I'm out of paper...
Here I sit, broken hearted,
tried to shit, but only farted...
Sign posted in a bathroom:
"We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!"
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the bullshit on the walls...
"Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance"
Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away
Here's one seen above a urinal:
"look up look up"
[even higher on the wall]
"keep looking up"
[on the ceiling]
"Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!"
written above a urinal:
"Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?"
Some people come here to take a shit,
I come here to leave one.
Sign seen at a restaurant:
"The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...
please aim properly..."
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