Lokumsdigte
Engelske
Lokumsdigte
Vittigheder
Englske
Side 2
While you are sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
"Congratulations!
You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left."
(You look left and it reads):
"Look Right"
(You look right and it reads:)
"Look Left..."
Under a sign that said
"Employees Must Wash Hands,"
someone scribbled:
"I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself."
"Don't look here
the joke is in your hand!"
A sign seen at a swimming pool:
"Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way."
You should really fear,
if a rat should bite your rear.
But I know one good protection...
Your should fart in the rats direction!
 
 
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